as usual, not much is up. the usual boring lectures, the usual boring sitting in my room doing absolutely nothing productive and the usual dullness that fills up my time. exams are coming up. my first exam is next week. so, i should be doing some major studying since i have plenty of time in my hands. ofcourse, the brunei student way is to study at the very last minute. and who am i to break the, oh so proud, tradition. ':) not too worried actually. it's not that hard of a paper. calculation mostly and i do love numbers. and speaking of numbers, i shall use maths to tell you what's goin' on in my life. let's see...
since the guys left, it's been really dull. and all my other wonderful friends (yes that's you!) are not even 20miles anywhere near me, my social life is nonexistent.
social life = 0
after the whole mix up with the bank, i can count all my money that i have left with my hands...
finance = 7pounds
to have fun, all i need are my friends and money so therefore,
fun = 0 + 7pounds = a bus ride to town and buy a candy bar to eat BY MYSELF.
okay, i do have my health... that counts as something to be happy about.
health = 65
*notices a pack of skittles next to the laptop... then remembers all the junk food bought yesterday*
health = 65 - 40 = 25
and finally, love life. ahhh yes... how can i possibly forget about that. wished i could, but sadly, i can't. haven't been in a relationship for 2years. and even then, it wasn't actually official. so yes, i know it's hard to believe ladies, but it's true... i'm still available. so at the moment:
love life = -30 (i know... i didn't think it was possible too)
so, to sum up.
my life = 0 + a candy bar + 25 - 30 = -5
yup... that's it ladies & gentlemen. that's my life nowadays. -5... math never lies.
now if you'll excuse me, i need to go online and find out how to tie a noose...
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